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Ok last night was WEIRD.

I think I had VH1 on too loud as I drifted off to sleep. Because I was paranoid I could hear noises but I think it was because the volume was too high.
Anyway, as I drifted off to sleep (about 1 or 2am) I am pretty sure they were running a repeat of ep 1 season 1 Rock of Love. So this is the dream I had;
I was living in a ranch style house. On the same property, about 5 minutes from the house was a 24 hour Hungry Jacks. Bret Michaels owned the house and land and condition of me living there was that I had to man the 24 hour HJ’s after hours. OK So the weird thing was that a really remember drifting off to sleep- and then I kinda woke in bed, in my dream! And I got out of bed and went to the service station or something. When I came back there were heaps of people sitting in the HJ’s! and I freaked! I didn’t even know how to cook HJ’s and I was in my PJ’s. SO anyway, I opened up and I’m like, I don’t think this is a 24 hr HJ’s! And then Bret Michaels turned up! And he was like “Just call me if you can’t man the HJ’S!” and I was like “I have your number? Awesome. So anyway, once I have cooked this HJ’s, wanna come back to the house?” haha.. and I can’t remember what he said, but I was cooking HJ’s until like 6:30am and then I had to go to work!
Then I walked into my house and there were all these roadies trying to steal my flat screen TV! And then they were all being all nasty and sleazy and scary.. in a bad way! And I was like, “Where is Bret?” and he was in the corner, and he was hunched and old, and fat and BALD!! OMG it was so scary! He had like no hair on his head and then this looong blonde hair. I walked into the bedroom and Bret was in there, well I think it was a Bret Michaels double- he was in bed with Ambre. And I felt really jibbed lol.
So when I woke up I jumped on the internet quickly and googled Bret, just coz he was on my mind from the dream and guess what? He is doing ROL 3- in a tour bus. And he and Ambre broke up. I am so trying out. I think he needs a fat chick lol. Oh hang on, I’m getting married hey? Lol.

In other news.. check out the arse on him mmmhmmm...

http://www.thesuperficial.com/2008/07/bret_michaels_gets_a_third_cha.php?bfm_index=7&bfm_page=0